wrywlf:

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

(Source: laughcentre)





noreasternwinds:

I have a black cat and i love her to pieces

3utthole:

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

OMFG




straightdating:

charybdiss:

Please watch this I’m in tears

THIS IS A COMMERCIAL I’M LAUGHING




kardashy:

its impossible to watch this and be sad



brxkenpetal:

this picture deserves endless notes

When someone asks how I prepared for the audition

whatshouldwecallclarinet:

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serioously:

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cactus-empress:

Old scores are so rude and stuck up I love it

When I hear “Harry Potter” mentioned in someone else’s conversation

whatshouldwecallme:



sirenboy:

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dude i hope you know that “je suis le pain” translates into “i am the bread”

(Source: floragod)



nappilyproud:

chonundrum:

bl-ossomed:


A donor heart beating in a mechanical system which keeps it warm, oxygenated, with nutrient enriched blood pumping through.

sorry followers if I creeped anyone out but I had to reblog this, it’s so cool

it’s so fascinating I love it

Dopeness


sadvillains:

wallflowerbloom:

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.

(Dead Poets Society, 1989)

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anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long



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